Shenandoah Datacenter Festival
Where Silicon Meets Silo
Experience the future of Frederick County agriculture at our inaugural digital harvest celebration!
April 24 - May 3, 2026
Shenandoah Valley, Frederick County
99.99%
Uptime Guarantee
10TB
Of Rural Charm
24/7
Digital Harvest
Premium Digital Experiences
Little Miss Gigawatt Pageant
Saturday, April 26 • 7:00 PM
Watch young contestants compete in evening gown, talent, and server optimization categories. Judged on poise, intelligence, and ability to explain why Frederick County needs more fiber optic cables.
Solar Panel Glare Staring Contest
All Weekend • Various Times
Test your endurance against the brilliant reflection of our state-of-the-art solar farm. Winners receive complimentary sunglasses and a lifetime supply of eye drops.
Streaming Parade of Apple Trees
Sunday, September 17 • 2:00 PM
Experience the majesty of Frederick County's heritage apple orchards through high-definition 4K livestream. Now with 360° virtual reality and blockchain-verified authenticity!
Pick Your Own Server VR Experience
Friday-Sunday • 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Use cutting-edge virtual reality to harvest fresh servers from our digital racks. Take home a virtual bushel of premium processors and artisanal RAM modules.
Digital Stag Lunch
Saturday, April 26 • 12:00 PM
Connect with fellow tech enthusiasts through our exclusive online dating mixer. Swipe right on your perfect server match while enjoying locally-sourced bandwidth.
Fiber Optic Cable Laying Ceremony
Friday, April 25 • 10:00 AM
Watch as we ceremoniously bury the last remaining heritage apple orchards under miles of premium fiber optic infrastructure. Includes commemorative shovel made from recycled server chassis.
Cooling Tower Misting Experience
Sunday, April 27 • 2:00 PM
Refresh yourself in the gentle mist of our industrial-scale server cooling systems. Experience the wonder of 50,000 gallons per day agricultural water repurposed for optimal cloud computing.
Bandwidth Passes
Basic Connection
- Weekend access to all outdoor events
- Complimentary ethernet cable lanyard
- Basic Wi-Fi (56k speed for nostalgic farming)
- Commemorative soil sample from former apple orchard
Fiber Optic VIP
- All Basic Connection benefits
- Premium seating at Little Miss Gigawatt
- VR server picking priority access
- Exclusive datacenter tour (virtual)
- Gigabit Wi-Fi access
Cloud Enterprise
- All VIP benefits plus
- Private meeting with festival AI
- Custom server configuration
- Lifetime cloud storage (1TB)
- Your name on a server rack plaque
- Deed to 1 square inch of former farmland
Learn the Facts
Beyond the festivities, discover the real impact of datacenter development on Frederick County's agricultural heritage.
Explore Datacenter ImpactStay Connected
Festival Headquarters
Cloud Address: festival@shenandoahdatacenterfestival.com
Phone: 1-800-DATACTR
Virtual Office Hours: 24/7/365